There are these three guys stranded on a deserted
island. They run into a genie lamp and decide to rub
it. Out comes the genie. Since there are three men
the genie decides to grant each of
them one wish.
The first guy is thinking about his wife and kids and
how much he misses being with them. So he wishes that
he could be home with his family.
Poof, he's gone.
The second guy is thinking about how much he misses
all of his drinking buddies and going out and partying
with them. So he wishes that he could be at the bar
with his friends. Poof he's gone.
The third guy is thinking really hard...he thinks,
I don't have any family and I don't have any friends.
I feel so lonely right now....
I wish those other two guys were back here with me.
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