There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.
Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts
with a newspaper. The little girl
says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls
asleep. When he wakes up, he is in
a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I
fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this
to the Police, and they go to the
beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything
to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was
sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its
neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"
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