Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking cigarettes,

when one  said, "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to
smoke,but it  really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts
so that Mother Superior doesn't find them."

The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called
the condom, which works really well for this problem.

You just open the packet up, takeout the condom, and
put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!"

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find
them.

"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the
 pharmacist for them."

The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up
to the counter.
"Good morning sister", said the pharmacist.
"What can I do for you today?"

"I'd like some condoms please" said the nun.

The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and
asked "How many boxes would you like - there are twelve to a box."

"I'll take twelve boxes - that should last about a week" said the nun.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was
almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism
prevailed and he asked in a clear voice,

"Sister, what size condoms would you like -
we have large, extra large, and big liar size."

The sister thought for a minute,and finally said

"I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a CAMEL?"

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