A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food
without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to
eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food
for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought
it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the
cashier demanded proof that she had a dog, because old people sometimes
eat dog food.She went home and brought in her dog. She then got the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said,
"No you may have a snake in there." The little old lady
assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and
told the little old lady, "That smells like shit!"
The little old lady said,"It is. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper.......
If you have any jokes you feel are worthy of being included on this page
please send an e-mail by clicking on the firstname.lastname@example.org.
Copyright © 1999/2000 Sam Firdaus.
All rights reserved.