Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a

perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together

was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving

their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when

they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the

perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting

to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect

couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were

driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect

couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived

the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed

in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there

is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep


So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect

woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car



By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this

illustrates another point: women never listen.

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