A Lady and God
A woman named Shirley was from
Beverly Hills.
One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai
hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near-death
experience.
She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"
God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
Upon her recovery, she decided to
stay in the hospital
and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift,
liposuction, and breast augmentation.
She even had someone dye her hair.
She figured since she had another
30 to 40 years, she might as well
make the most of it.
She walked out of Cedars Sinai
lobby after the last operation
and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the
hospital.
She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years!"
God replied, "Shirley? I didn't
recognize you!"
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